Woman’s fascination with shoes seems to be life threatening at times. Shoes for women dictate their mood. Almost every other day women go shoe shopping. Before they even hit the store they have in mind what shoes they are going to buy down to color, texture, heel size and pattern. In the matter of 30 seconds women process the whole shopping experience, spending money before they get paid.

Scene: The thought of shopping for another pair of shoes for women, makes them almost cum instantly. First they have an anxious nervous feeling of excitement in their stomach at the very thought of shopping that make women happy. Then they immediately picture themselves putting on a nice outfit to match the shoes they already picked out online.

The mind of a woman: (Their conscience is talking)

1. I have to put on the pretties outfit to match with all the shoes I am going to try on. Maybe I should call my girlfriend to come along. No! Bad idea! I am doing this myself she may not have any money.
2. I hope my man comes with me, because I really don’t want to buy them, but if he doesn’t I have money on my credit card.
3. It will take me approximately 10 minutes and 20 seconds to get to the store. Once I’m there, they better have my size.
4. I’m finally here. Dang! So many women in here, they must of all gotten paid today or done something really good for their man.
5. I’m going to sprint my ass to the back of the store as fast as I can. I see people to the left and right of me, but my focus is only to the back of the store. As I touch the shoes I found online, they begin to make my nipples so hard. Wow! So many colors of the same you. Now I am confused.
6. The store clerk is no where to be found. Fuck! Oh! There she is coming from the back. That bitch better have my shoes.
7. Do you have a size 7, 7.5 or 8? They better have my size as I see the store clerk coming from the store room with shoe boxes. As the clerk opens her mouth. I am waiting in horror that she brought everything but the sizes I asked for. I immediately stop the voice that is talking as the store clerk says, “I have all your sizes.”
8. I activate my voice again and rip off both my shoes to try them on
9. OMG! They feel so good and match what I have on. Shoes just make me come. I wish men can be the same way. This pair is good, but I can’t just have one though. Let me try on more. Those are hot as well. I have to buy them both.
10. As I walk to the register. I am so excited that I found the one, but two pair of shoes. Then reality hits me in the form of spending my own money that I really don’t have, so I convince myself I deserve a reward.
11. I calculated the price in my head and wait patiently for the price. I slowly hand over my credit card, just as I begin to change my mind I look over at the shoe boxes and decide to finish the transaction.
12. I take the receipt and run out of the store because I cannot afford another pair to catch my eyes.
13. Upon exiting I am thinking about ways to replenish the money I paid for my shoes. Then I remember that I left my man outside as I went on my shoe excursion, because I didn’t want him to fate in the store.
14. Then I suddenly remembered that he promised to buy me some new shoes about a month ago.
15. Guess I am getting three pairs today. On to the next store, bitches.

I witnessed this entire shoe experience first hand. However I was lucky enough to leave the store just in time before I started screaming.

In order to understand the mind of a woman you must go shoe shopping with them first. You will learn important information about them and yourself. I realized if women can treat men like shoes they would have no issues getting what they want, because shoes don’t talk back.